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The Evolution of ABS CBN’s Christmas Station ID

orman — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 00:48:52 +0000

There was much anticipation for the 2011 Christmas Station I.D. of the Kapamilya Network. You Tube sensation Maria Aragon was chosen to be the main star of this year’s SID. Following 2009′s awesome STAR NG PASKO and last year’s inspiring NGAYONG PASKO NAGNININGNING ANG PILIPINO, this year’s DA BEST ANG PASKO NG PILIPINO seem to lack the WOW factor. Maganda pa naman ang kanta pero parang minadali ang visuals. Hindi nga magtugma ang galaw ang labi ng mga artista sa kunyari nakikikanta and it just isn’t the visual feast that ABS CBN has been known to deliver. Baka napunta kay Maria Aragon lahat ng budget kaya mukhang tinipid ang 2011 CSID. Anyway, I will still give the Kapamilya Network an “A” for effort. Kayo na ang mag-judge (Huwag lang kayong mag-issue ng TRO, charot!). Watch these videos of their Christmas Station IDs.

2004: SABAY TAYO

2009: STAR NG PASKO

2010: NGAYONG PASKO NAGNININGNING ANG PILIPINO

2011: DA BEST ANG PASKO NG PILIPINO

My Imeldific Moments

orman — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 16:58:11 +0000

Kahapon, bago magsara ang Gaisano Mall, nakabili ako ng dalawang pares ng sapatos

Take note na last week lang eh dalawang pares na ang nabili ko

Pano naman kasi matapos kong ipamigay ang dalawang (lumang) pares

Parang pakiramdam ko na kelangang mapalitan agad ito

Susme! Feeling ko ako si Imelda Marcos with her 2,000 pairs of shoes

Other than these four sets of NEW shoes, meron pa akong hindi pa nagagamit

Nakakahiya mang aminin — sa tingin ko adik ako sa sapatos

I have about twenty pairs of shoes — pang-pormal at pang-rugged

I have given away more than thirty pairs na hindi ko na magamit

There are some pairs that I don’t wanna dispose for sentimental reasons

So what’s with this fascination with shoes?

Well, other than the fact na afford ko namang bumili

I think this all goes back to my younger years na feeling deprived ako

Noon kasi puro hand-me-downs na sapatos from Kuya Avel ang gamit ko

I vividly remember that time na sirang-sira na ang shoes ko pero di pako nabibilhan

Nakabuka na ang swelas and binabalanse ko na lang ang paglakad

Business back then ni Daddy was bad so I never complained

My classmates might have made fun of my shoes pero di ko na maremember

Probably, I chose not to recall — those were embarrassing moments

Kaya siguro subconsciously I made it a personal resolve na babawi ako

Na magsisikap ako sa buhay para magkapera at makabili ng bagong sapatos

Now it’s all coming back to me — those difficult times could be the reason for this “addiction”

Oh well, at least I take care of the shoes I own and sini-share ko naman pag luma na

I know that I’ve made a number of people happy with the shoe-gifts

Ang galing ko kayang mag-alaga ng gamit ko so parang bago pa din

So there — I now understand why Imelda has a whole caboodle

Each of us has our own Imeldific moment — tao lang po

In the meantime, I am just gonna enjoy my new pairs

Mamatay kayo sa inggit! Hehehehehe!

My Embarassing Moments

Notre Dameans Bring Home Pageant Crowns

orman — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 01:36:28 +0000

courtesy of brian dan congson

After reigning in 2010, MSUans turn over their crowns to Notre Dameans

Congratulations to Caroline Lim and Marc Jerick Chan

You both deserve to win as Miss Gensan 2011 and Mr. Gensan 2011 respectively

courtesy of omar gallinero

Last year’s wnners Ghen Mutia and Jenel Labiana were a picture-perfect pair

Ghen simply looked ravishing in her resplendent red gown

Jenel was debonair and every bit of a gentlemen in his tuxedo

courtesy of omar gallinero

In a star-studded Grand Coronation night, two stars shone brightly for keeping the show tight

Binibining Pilipinas World 2006 Anna Maris Igpit wowed everyone in her three gown changes

Kapuso Hunk Victor Aliwalas was a revelation as a host and was so dashing

courtesy of brian dan congson

And there’s the even bigger star who stayed on from start to finish

Claudine Barreto was sophistication par excellence

She was gracious. She was all-smiles. She was amazing.

courtesy of omar gallinero

As opening salvo, the candidates paraded in their silver & white Festival Attire

The audience was awestruck with the beautiful outfit creations

Frances Gonzalez and Gevic Romero bested them all in their winning outfits

Next up was the Swimsuit Segment which was hot-hot-hot!

Ayana Grico and Gian Cortes walked away with the Best in Swimwear Award

Their zebra-inspired outfits really added to this most applauded segment

In gowns created by FDAP President Johnny Abad

Noegih Casenas was liked an international model as she sashayed in her body-hugging piece

Mr. Gensan 2011 Marc Jerick Chan was a perfect match as Best in Evening Formals

In the Talent Presentation last week, two candidates bested them all

1st Runner-up Ayana Grico did an engaging rock song number

While Romeo Guevarra had everyone on their feet with his hip hop dance piece

Voting among peers for the Congeniality Award

The candidates chose this batch’s kikay-numero uno Ayana Grico

Lakan winner Gevic Romero was everyone’s favorite Big Brother

Once again, congratulations to all the winners!

To Mr. Gensan 2011 Marc Jerick Chan and Miss Gensan 2011 Caroline Lim

May you be good Role Models to the youth of today

May you represent Gensan in all dignity and maintaining your humility

God bless you both and make us proud!

Dalawang Taon Ng Royal Gandaness at Heaviness

orman — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 16:00:38 +0000

Kahapon nag-celebrate ng pangalawang taon ang GandaEverSoMuch.com. Kung dati eh parang pampalipas oras ang pagba-blog saken ngayon naiba na. Naging parang extension ng aking royal kagandahan at kabigatan ang mga nababasa dito. Tuloy, bawat kabanata ng makulay kong buhay ay alam ng buong bayan. Maraming nagpapadala ng email messages telling me na sobra silang napasaya ng mga blogposts ko. Siempre nakakataba ng heart ang ganitong mga comments. Meron din namang mga atribidang feeling-magagaling kung umarangkada. Okay lang saken ang mag-criticize pero naman — ANONYMOUSLY? Ano kayo, siniswerti? And since ako ang may-ari ng blog na ito — mamatay kayo sa ngitngit at hindi talaga maaaprubahan ang mga comments nyo. Ayokong ma-stress!

May mga nagtataka kumbakit less emo ang mga posts ko lately — ay sus kabarus! Balanse naman kasi ang lovelife ko lately. Thanks most especially to Mr. Ducky. After four “failed” relationships in a span of almost fifteen years heto ako’t umaasa uli na sana (naman) eh umayos na nga ang roller-coaster kong lablayp. Kung dati eh kalimitang ako ang bigay ng bigay, ngayon naman naguumapaw ang love mula kay Mr. Ducky — at hindi po yan materyal na bagay… tunay na love yan. Sarap ng feeling ever. Ngayon ako talagang naniniwala that love is comes in the most unexpected body crevices! Hindi ako perfect na partner but I do try my best to give back the love that I receive. Hindi pwedeng iisang tao lang ang masaya sa isang relationship. Ano ka, alila? Dapat pareho kayong happiness ever!

Paminsan-minsan din eh may nababasa kayong updates tungkol sa trabaho ko. Most of the news I write about the work-front is basically happy news. Eh kasi naman happy ever naman akong talaga. Dito ko talaga nagamit ang lahat ng nalalaman ko bilang banker. It helped that very supportive ang mga bosing saken. Kung gaano nyo akong nakikitang all-over-the-place at napakaraming ginagawa — priority ko pa rin ang pinanggagalingan ng kabuhayan ko. Whatever I share to you (cash and in-kind prizes), my faithful readers, ay mula sa katas ng trabaho ko. Ang punto ko dito: You have to love what you do in order to succeed. Alisin ang ugaling-bano and you will definitely go places. Sabi ng iba, maswerte lang daw ako… Isa lang ang sagot ko dyan… Madasalin kasi ako! Yun na yun!

And finally, kahapon sinubmit na namin ang Liquidation Report ng Kalilangan Festival 2005. Isa sa pinakamadugong experiences ko ang nangyari noong 2005. Yun ang taon na tinapakan at dinuraan ang pagkatao ko dahil sa paninira ng iilan. Kahit masakit I just kept my peace. Sa tulong ng tapat na kaibigan sinagot namin ang lahat ng reklamo. Unfortunately, nabahiran na nga ako so may mga certain quarters na hanggang ngayon eh tae pa rin ang tingin sa akin.

Well, I cannot please everyone. Bahala na ang karma sa inyo. Ang punto ko dito: Huwag tayong mapaghusga ng kapwa natin lalo pa’t kulang naman ang impormasyon na nalalaman. Natapos ang piyestang yun…madaming natuwa…natanggap ng mga nanalo ang mga premyo at higit sa lahat malinis ang konsensya namin. And with that, I now close this chapter in my life and will move on. Mas marami pa akong magagawa para sa Gensan — yan ang commitment ko. In the meantime, smile na lang ever para hindi masira ang pagka-ganda ever! Dakal Salamat, Faithful Readers!

Forbes Magazine Lists Philippines’ 40 Richest

orman — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 16:00:10 +0000

The Top Five Richest Filipinos share one common thing — they are of Chinese descent. Majority in the Top 40 have Chinese blood. Mas masisipag ba sila o mas matitiyaga o mas kuripot? Here is the complete list of the Philippines’ 40 Richest as published by Forbes Magazine:

1. Henry Sy – $7.2 billion

2. Lucio Tan – $2.8 billion

3. John Gokongwei Jr. – $2.4 billion

4. Andrew Tan – $2 billion

5. David Consunji – $1.9 billion

6. Jaime Zobel de Ayala – $1.7 billion

7. Enrique Razon Jr. – $1.6 billion

8. Eduardo Cojuangco Jr. – $1.4 billion

9. Roberto Ongpin – $1.3 billion

10. George Ty – $1.1 billion

11. Tony Tan Caktiong – $1 billion

12. Inigo and Mercedes Zobel – $980 million

13. Emilio Yap – $930 million

14. Andrew Gotianun – $795 million

15. Jon Ramon Aboitiz – $760 million

16. Beatrice Campos – $685 million

17. Manuel Villar – $620 million

18. Vivian Que Azcona – $555 million

19. Robert Coyiuto Jr. – $400 million

20. Mariano Tan – $375 million

21. Alfonso Yuchengco – $370 million

22. Enrique Aboitiz – $310 million

23. Oscar Lopez – $280 million

24. Jose Antonio – $245 million

25. Eric Recto – $200 million

26. Gilberto Duavit – $190 million

27. Menardo Jimenez – $185 million

28. Alfredo Ramos – $180 million

29. Betty Ang – $165 million

30. Felipe Gozon – $163 million

31. Tomas Alcantara – $160 million

32. Benjamin Romualdez – $155 million

33. Wilfred Uytengsu Jr. – $150 million

34. Manuel Zamora Jr. – $145 million

35. Jacinto Ng Sr. – $115 million

36. Frederick Dy – $110 million

37. Luis Virata – $100 million

38. Bienvenido Tantoco Sr. – $95 million

39. Eugenio Lopez III – $90 million

40. Edgar Sia II – $85 million

The original post can be read here: http://www.forbes.com/lists/2011/86/philippines-billionaires-11_land.html

Pwede Namang Mainggit Uy!

orman — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 16:00:16 +0000

Tao lang tayo. Naiinggit din. Okay lang namang mainggit. Basta’t nagiging daan ito para magsumikap ka lalo para maabot mo ang pangarap mo. Ito ang mga kinaiinggitan ko sa ibang tao. Read on, faithful readers…

Nakakainggit ang mga payat na tao. Madali para sa kanila ang pumili ng damit. Madaling makisabay sa uso sa fashion trends. Kahit may gusto akong bilhin na damit — chances are, walang magkakasya saken. Nakakainggit ang mga payat at balingkinitan ang katawan kasi anytime kaya nilang gumawa ng physical activities like swimming, biking and mountain climbing. Kaya ko naman mag-swim kaso di ko kayang idisplay ang katawan ko ng ganun-ganun na lang. Nakakainggit silang lalo kapag todo na silang kumain pero di pa rin tumataba.
Nakakainggit ang mga talentadong mga tao. May talent naman ako. Pero hindi kasama dun ang pagkanta, pagsayaw o pagtugtog ng musical instruments. Dito ako naiinggit sa mga taong sobrang galing umawit, sumayaw o tumugtog. Lalo pa’t may gusto akong awitin pero uber taas ng nota. Kaasar kapag pumipiyok na ako. Sa sayaw naman nakakainggit yung magaling gumiling sa stage tapos biglang tatambling! And my biggest inggit ever is reserved for people who can play the guitar so well. I should have pursued my guitar lessons noon…kaines!
Nakakainggit ang mga marunong magmaneho. Ang ganda nga ng kotse ko eh hindi naman ako marunong magmaneho. Gustuhin ko mang mamasyal anytime di ko magawa kung wala ang driver ko. Kaines! Sabagay kung marunong akong magmaneho baka kung saan-saan na ako lumandi. Eh ang landi ko pa naman. Hmp! Mas mabuti nang bopol ako sa pagda-drive uy! Otherwise, andami ko na sigurong naging syota!
Nakakainggit ang magaling magluto. Marunong naman akong magluto pero hindi ako magaling. Pansinin nyo gud yung parang wala lang kung magluto. Parang namamasyal lang sa mall at hindi man lang makitaan ng stress o tension habang nagluluto. Tapos walang ginagamit na cooking instructions! Ano ba yan sila uy mga magician? Alam nila kung ilang minuto dapat lutuin at anong bagay na ingredients doon at dito. Hay naku! Mamatay ako sa inggit sa kanila.
Nakakainggit ang mga marunong gumamit ng PHOTOSHOP! Ito talaga ang malaking frustration ko sa creative and artistic buhay ko. Nagsisimula pa lang ako noon sa paisip-isip ng layout eh hindi pa uso yang photoshop na yan. Nagli-layout ako noon using Publisher. Akala ko bonggang-bongga na ako! Sus kabarus! Nauso si photoshop — ang hirap pang aralin! Pisting-yawa! Magpa-layout na lang ako uy! Buti na lang inborn ang creative talent ko…char!
Nakakainggit si Professional Heckler. Ang dunong-dunong nyang magsulat. Ganyang klaseng pagsusulat ang gusto kong ma-attain. Kaso kung PhD na si Professional Heckler — kindergarten pa din ako kung ikukumpara ang klase ng pagsusulat ko. Kahit man lang katiting na galing nya ang mahawaan ako, oks na ako. Kaso ni hindi ko siya relative. Ayoko naman syang maging relative. Ampogi nya kaya. Boylets na lang.
Nakakainggit ang mga uber-yaman. Kung makabyahe hindi lokal. International trip ever at walang pakialam kahit isang taon na bumabyahe. Parang hindi nauubusan ng pera ang mga mayayamang ito. Kung makapag-shopping naman akala mo wala nang bukas. Swipe ng swipe ng credit card na parang walang hangganan ang yaman. Pansinin nyo din na walang mayamang swangit kasi afford nilang magpa-retoke. Ang sasakyan na gamit papalit-palit. Sheesh! Kainggit. Mabuti na lang maganda ako!

Am sure pagkatapos nyong mabasa ito iisa-isahin nyo rin ang kinaiinggitan nyo. Okay lang yan. After doing that make sure na humarap kayo sa salamin at saka bigkasin ang mga katagang ito: ”I may not be perfect but I love myself.” Ulitin mo ng sampung beses. Huminga ng malalim at saka sabihing: ”Keber nang hindi ako perfect — at least kaya kong magbayad ng driver!” Palitan nyo lang ang linyang naka-underline ng panlaban sa kinaiinggitan nyo. O di ba bongga? Tuloy lang buhay. Nobody’s perfect!

Don’t Sweat The Small Stuff

orman — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 16:00:47 +0000

We were having dinner at Jollibee (Robinson’s Place) minsan and I was enjoying what I ordered. Natapos ko na ang pahabol na chocolate sundae pero di pa rin na-serve ang chicken bucket na inorder ng mga kasama ko. When we called their attention, they came back saying that our order was interchanged (and was given to another customer) thus we have to wait for thirty minutes. Okay lang sana kung hindi kami hahabol sa Last Full Show sa Robinson’s Movieworld kaya na-stress kaming bigla.

Yawyaw ever so much ang nag-treat ng dinner namin — simple lang ang sinabi lang ng asawa nya: “Don’t sweat the small stuff…” Just the same hindi na nakatiis ang nag-treat ng dinner samen who went to the cashier to complain. In the end (after 30 minutes nga) we got our actual orders and much more — the Store Manager gave us free ice cream sundaes.

Now that I’m writing this napapaisip ako. Parehong may punto ang mag-asawa. Yung husband was more laid back choosing to just let the incident pass. Para sa kanya, it was not worth the trouble — tutal aware na ang Jollibee na may complaint na kami kaya hintayin na lang ang order. Hindi ka pa stressed emotionally.

Para sa friend ko naman hindi pwedeng makalusot ang kapalpakan ng cashier. Ipaglalaban ang karapatan ng customer and drama nya. Uminit ang ulo nya… Nagyawyaw pa siya sa nasa counter… Sira tuloy ang poise. Baka yung sinerve pa na food baka kung ano na ang ginawa ng taga-kitchen.

Pero alin ba talaga ang tama?

Agree naman ako na ipaglaban ang karapatan ng consumer but shit happens. In our case, nagkamali sa pagbigay ng order kaya delayed ang samen. Pero to allow yourself to be taken over my your “inis” is kinda off. Tutal nagcomplain ka na eh. Then maghintay na lang. After our orders arrived, nakakain kami and we still had enough time to spare para makahabol sa last full show.

Don’t sweat the small stuff. Control your temper. Life will be easier. Yun lang.

Forty Pounds Ago And Counting

orman — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 16:00:36 +0000

I was doing some spring cleaning last week

And I came across some of my pictures from the past

Nalurkey ako sa nakita ko lalo pa’t uso ngayon ang PBL

PBL is of course Pinoy Biggest Loser

Nung pinost ko ang mga pictures sa Facebook

Box-office hit nanaman sa dami ng comments

Magpapayat daw ako uli para bongga uli

Para na rin nilang sinabing hindi ako bongga ngayon

Hehehehehe… so Bitter (Ocampo!)

Imperness, pogi naman akong talaga noon pa

And take note, flawless na ako even before sumikat si Dra. Belo

Now I miss my shoulder bone na kitang-kita noon…hmp!

Ang waistline ko dito 26 inches!

Hay naku those were the days

Kayang-kaya kong makipagtagayan hanggang umaga

At kung kumain ako noon sobrang tipid

Ang hilig kong sumuot ng tight-fitting jeans

And siempre my favorite pekpek shorts

Medyo tago-tago pa ang gender ever ko noon

Pero kalaunan eh bumigay din

Ang hirap kayang magpakalalaki

Ansakit ng bewang ko palagi dahil dapat laging macho ang tindig

Baritone voice pa lagi at kailangang mhin na mhin ang dating

Eh biglang natabig ko ang telepono sa office — napasigaw ako! Buking! Hahahaha!

Looking at these pictures makes me wonder

May chance pa kayang maging ganito ako kaganda este kapayat?

Siempre choral-rendition ang sagot nyo ng “OO NAMAN!”

Well — Been there and done that and hindi ganun kadali

Ang hirap kayang magpapayat

I just wanna stay healthy and pretty (nag-rhyme pa tuloy!)

But in fairness ang ganda tingnan kung

Payat tingnan ang bawat parte ng body mo

I remember those days na andaling makahanap ng date

Nakakalowkah kasi mismo straight guys ang maglalandi

Buti na lang Maria Clara (Sangria) ang emote ko noon

Otherwise warak na ang puke este puso ko ngayon

Actually nilabas ko na uli ang exercise bike ko

Mageeffort na uli akong mag-exercise

Anlaki na ng tyan ko and kaasar tingnan

This time around I’m going to do it for myself

Sa kakapanood ko ng Biggest Loser

Naeenganyo ako to at least lose some weight

How I wish I had Chinggay Andrada as my personal trainor

Pero I wouldn’t complain kung si Jim Saret ang available

It’s going to be a rough ride ng pagpapayat

But I will do it… SOON!

These pictures really helped me realized something

Mas mahalimuyak ang bulaklak na payat!

Forty-Eight Great Things That Happened On My Birthday

Women’s Favorite Email Of The Year

orman — Fri, 20 May 2011 16:00:20 +0000

I got this from my email and I just have to share this…

Kudos to all the stay-at-home-moms who have made our lives easier

Make a Mom happy today — hug her tight and say… thank you!

Read on, faithful readers…

-ooOoo-

A man was sick and tired
of going to work every day
while his wife stayed home.

He wanted her to see

what he went through so he prayed:

‘Dear Lord…

I go to work every day and put

in 8 hours while my wife

merely stays at home.

I want her to know what I go through.

So, please allow her body to

switch with mine for a day.

God, in his infinite wisdom,

granted the man’s wish.

The next morning, sure enough,

the man awoke as a woman…

He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,

Awakened the kids,

Set out their school clothes,

Fed them breakfast,

Packed their lunches,

Drove them to school,

Came home and picked

up the dry cleaning,

Took it to the cleaners

And stopped at the bank to make a deposit,

Went grocery shopping,

Then drove home to put

away the groceries,

Paid the bills and balanced

the check book.

He cleaned the cat’s litter box

and bathed the dog..

Then, it was already 1 P.M.

And he hurried to make the beds,

Do the laundry, vacuum,

Dust, And sweep and mop

the kitchen floor.

Ran to the school to pick up

the kids and got into an argument

with them on the way home.

Set out milk and cookies and

got the kids organized to do

their homework.

Then, set up the ironing board

and watched TV while he

did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling

potatoes and washing

vegetables for salad,

breaded the pork chops

and snapped

fresh beans for supper.

After supper,

He cleaned the kitchen,

Ran the dishwasher,

Folded laundry,

Bathed the kids, And put

them to bed.

At 9 P.M. He was exhausted

and, though his daily chores

weren’t finished, he went to

bed where he was expected to

make love, which he managed

to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke

and immediately knelt by the

bed and said: -

Lord, I don’t know what

I was thinking.

I was so wrong to envy my

wife’s being able to stay

home all day.

Please, Oh! Please,

let us trade back.. Amen!’

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

“My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and

I will be happy to change

things back to the way they were.

But you’ll have to wait

nine months, though.

You got pregnant last night…”

Pag-Sure Uy!

orman — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 16:00:12 +0000

Pansinin mo ang pinaka-nakakairita mong kakilala. Am sure may paguugali ang mga yan na uber kakairita pero di mo na lang binibigyang-halaga. Kaso nga lang dahil nga walang pumupuna sa kanila lao lang lumalala ang ugaling-ewan nila. Panahon na para ipamukha sa kanila ang bano nilang ugali. Heto sila, faithful readers. Sila na masarap sabihan ng malutong na: ”PAG-SURE, UY!”

Kung di ka sigurado sa gagawin mo – magtanong ka sa mas nakakaalam.
Kung may narinig kang tsismis – usisain mo muna ng todo kung tutuo.
Kung wala kang pera eh di huwag kang umutang.
Kung nag-issue ka ng tseke siguruhin mong may pondo.
Kung di mo naman kaya – humingi ka ng tulong.
Kung wala kang syota eh ano? Buhay ka naman di ba?
Kung naiinggit ka sa iba eh di magsumikap ka para may mainggit din sayo.
Kung puro puna ang naririnig mula sayo – pansinin mo munang sarili mong kapuna-puna din.
Hindi lahat ng tao eh ikaw lang ang iniisip kaya huwag kang praning.
Kung feeling mo eh pangit ka eh di sige pangit ka nga.
Kung san ka masaya dun ka kaya’t huwag ka nang makialam sa kasiyahan ng iba.
Kahit afford mong bumili ng bagay na hindi mo naman kailangan – bakit mo naman bibilhin?
Kung may karapatan kang magmayabang hindi ibig sabihin na pwede ka nang manlait ng iba.
Kung anuman ang sakit mo now eh dahil yan sa lifestyle mo kaya huwag mong sisihin si Lord.
Kung may hiniram ka siguruhin mong ibabalik mo.
Kung hindi sayo huwag mong pakialaman at huwag mong nakawin.
Hindi ka naman alimango kaya maging masaya ka naman sa swerte ng ibang tao.
Huwag ka nang manira ng tao at makakarma ka lang.
Magbayad ka ng wastong buwis bago mo punain ang gobyerno.
Diyos lang ang pwedeng humusga at hindi ka Diyos.

So go ahead, faithful readers – handa ka nang ipamukha sa mga pasaway na tao ang mga mali nila. Pero teka, dapat carry mo ring gawin yan… baka ikaw din mismo ang pasaway! Pag-sure, uy!

Anak Ng Fuschia

orman — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 16:00:12 +0000

May isang prinsesa

Pinaupo sa tasa

Pinag-head dress na parang ewan

Nagmukhang Juanita Banana

Sana’y sa mismong grandiosong handaan

Huwag naman gawing comedy

Minsan lang sa buhay

Ang maging prinsesa

Kaya’t dapat lang na bonggang-bongga

Wish ko pa rin sa prinsesang kay ganda

Masaganang buhay

Kalusugang maayos

Dyowang mapagmahal

In the meantime

Keber na ang kabaduyan

Ng invite na parang ewan

Carry mo yan, prinsesa

Smile na lang ever

Eskembertush

Aklevush

Vavush

Happy Valentine’s Day Mula Sa Royal Gandaness & Heaviness

Sumisikip Ba Ang Mundo Mo?

orman — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 16:55:36 +0000

salamat kay makmak sa piktyur na ito

Dumadating talaga sa buhay natin na feeling mo para kang nalulunod

More often than not, stress-related ang ganyang feeling

Maraming pinanggagalingan ang stress natin

Career, negosyo, pamilya, pag-ibig, politics – pumili ka lang

Ngayon kahit simpleng bagay pinagmumulan na din ng stress

Kung nung bata pa tayo eh parang wala lang

Less complications – less distractions

Ngayon we can’t even find time to relax

Eh papano ka ngang magre-relax kung panay tunog ng cellphone mo

Ngayon 24 hours a day, seven days a week kang “on-call”

At kung inaakala mong nakakapagpakalma ang FaceBook

Well think again dahil nababawasan ang oras na dapat tulog ka sa gabi

Lalo mo lang pinasikip ang mundo mo dahil sa social networking activities na yan

May pag-asa pa bang maka-recover sa nangyayari sa buhay mo?

Ikaw lang ang makakasagot nyan at nasa iyo magsisimula ang pagbabago

Lifestyle change may be necessary and believe you me, mahirap gawin ito

I’m sure ngayon pa lang na nagbabasa ka nito eh stressed ka na

Kung ayaw mong madedbol ng maaga, do something about it

Buhay mo yan at huwag mo nang hayaang sumikip pa ang mundo mo

it’s about time to take control of your life. Now na.