President Noynoy Aquino Public Relations group is so like the Tower of Babel (after God confused the languages of the people building it).  In P-Noy’s case, his spinmeisters can’t seem to get their voices together to build a united stand for their boss — err, okay, the President (the Filipino people are supposed to be the Boss).  In the recent Twitter brouhaha, each time an undersecretary, assistant secretary or press secretary tries to explain the real score — they only end up kicking the President’s behind.  Tsk-tsk… Now there’s the fastest way to erode P-Noy’s popularity.  So who is really in-charged of these things?  Come on guys, get your acts together.  Set aside your turf wars and do your job.  Maybe you should take a lesson from this OLD story about the MEETING OF BODY PARTS.  Read on…

The brain said “I do all the thinking so I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”

The eyes said “I see everything and let the rest of you know where we are, so I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”

The hands said: “Without me we wouldn’t be able to pick anything up or move anything. So I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”

The stomach said: “I turn the food we eat into energy for the rest of you. Without me, we’d starve. So I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”

The legs said: “Without me we wouldn’t be able to move anywhere. I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”

Then the rectum said: “I think I should be in charge.”
All the rest of the parts said: YOU?!!
You don’t do anything! You’re not as important as we are, surely!
You can’t be in charge!”

So the rectum stopped working…
After a few days, the legs were all wobbly,
the stomach was all queasy,
the hands were all shaky,
the eyes were all watery,
and the brain was all cloudy.

MORAL OF THE STORY:  It only takes one asshole to shut down a job and an asshole is always in charge of everything.

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Tags: P-Noy, P-Noy's Twitter controversy, The Meeting of the Body Parts

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