Forty Pounds Ago And Counting

I was doing some spring cleaning last week

And I came across some of my pictures from the past

Nalurkey ako sa nakita ko lalo pa’t uso ngayon ang PBL

PBL is of course Pinoy Biggest Loser

Nung pinost ko ang mga pictures sa Facebook

Box-office hit nanaman sa dami ng comments

Magpapayat daw ako uli para bongga uli

Para na rin nilang sinabing hindi ako bongga ngayon

Hehehehehe… so Bitter (Ocampo!)

Imperness, pogi naman akong talaga noon pa

And take note, flawless na ako even before sumikat si Dra. Belo

Now I miss my shoulder bone na kitang-kita noon…hmp!

Ang waistline ko dito 26 inches!

Hay naku those were the days

Kayang-kaya kong makipagtagayan hanggang umaga

At kung kumain ako noon sobrang tipid

Ang hilig kong sumuot ng tight-fitting jeans

And siempre my favorite pekpek shorts

Medyo tago-tago pa ang gender ever ko noon

Pero kalaunan eh bumigay din

Ang hirap kayang magpakalalaki

Ansakit ng bewang ko palagi dahil dapat laging macho ang tindig

Baritone voice pa lagi at kailangang mhin na mhin ang dating

Eh biglang natabig ko ang telepono sa office — napasigaw ako!  Buking! Hahahaha!

Looking at these pictures makes me wonder

May chance pa kayang maging ganito ako kaganda este kapayat?

Siempre choral-rendition ang sagot nyo ng “OO NAMAN!”

Well — Been there and done that and hindi ganun kadali

Ang hirap kayang magpapayat

I just wanna stay healthy and pretty (nag-rhyme pa tuloy!)

But in fairness ang ganda tingnan kung

Payat tingnan ang bawat parte ng body mo

I remember those days na andaling makahanap ng date

Nakakalowkah kasi mismo straight guys ang maglalandi

Buti na lang Maria Clara (Sangria) ang emote ko noon

Otherwise warak na ang puke este puso ko ngayon

Actually nilabas ko na uli ang exercise bike ko

Mageeffort na uli akong mag-exercise

Anlaki na ng tyan ko and kaasar tingnan

This time around I’m going to do it for myself

Sa kakapanood ko ng Biggest Loser

Naeenganyo ako to at least lose some weight

How I wish I had Chinggay Andrada as my personal trainor

Pero I wouldn’t complain kung si Jim Saret ang available

It’s going to be a rough ride ng pagpapayat

But I will do it… SOON!

These pictures really helped me realized something

Mas mahalimuyak ang bulaklak na payat!

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13 comments

  1. Go go go!

    And u know, i have to lose that much din. 40 pounds pero as like everyone else, yo yo din nangyayari kc pang na depress ung nawala ko triple bumabalik. kaya eto..lubong lubo pa rin.

    And just like you, am as slim as Ann Curtis (si Ann pa ginamit na example) lol! and as pretty as hmmm i guess mas pretty daw si me now. lol!

    Cg go go ka…ill make u one of my inspiration. am not watching BL series wala namang tv dito sa bundok ko eh.
    Arlene´s newest blog post post ..Shoot Me! 17-52 2011

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