Today’s my special day – it’s my birthday!
I asked the Lord to make me sexy and thin again…
The Lord said: “Sorry, Orms… I’ve performed enough miracles for the day.”
Lesson learned: Stay off that chicken skin!
Since yesterday, birthday greetings has started pouring in my FaceBook account
Now it has become a deluge of well-wishes for happiness and churvaness
Somebody I have yet to meet made a birthday-blog-tribute just for me
And a very good friend, Jinky wrote from the heart and made me smile from ear to ear
Am I really that influential or am I just prettylicious?
When friends remember your birthday it’s expected
Betcha-by-golly-wow, there’s even a blog contest to guess how much I weigh
I just have to absorb every bit of love thrown your way
Now if only some those sweet lovin’ came from ex-lovers
And with this video greeting, allow me to thank everyone who cared
It’s been a roller-coaster ride of forty-seven years
It’s one exciting trip so far and I’m looking forward to the ride of my life
Bring it on.