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9 Jan 2010

Interesado Kaya Sayo Ang Crush Mo?

Author: orman | Filed under: Tips Ever

I’m enjoying my Saturday alone-time today.  Then it dawned on me na mas maraming TUTUONG alone sa mundo ngayon.  Eto yung mga taong walang syota o walang asawa pero sandamakmak naman ang crushes.   Irregardless sa sexual preference ng tao, halos pare-parehas lang ang ginagawa nating pagpaparamdam sa mga crush natin.  Maswerte na nga kung pinapansin nila tayo.  Ang masaklap pa nyan eh kung yung crush natin eh may syota na o asawa.  Oh well, we can only hope for the best.  At para hindi na masayang ang energy mo sa pagpapa-charming sa crush mo, heto ang mga pahiwatig na hindi ka type ng crush mo…

  1. Di sya ang nauunang mag-text sayo.
  2. Hindi ka nya pina-private message sa chat (YM or Plurk).
  3. Ang tawag nya sayo either Kuya or Ate or Friend.
  4. Pag iniimbita mo sya for a date, magtatanong sya kung sinong mga kasama nyo.
  5. Malimit nyang topic kapag naguusap kayo eh ang crush nya.
  6. Hindi sya komportable pag lumalambing ka.
  7. Antagal nyang mag-reply sa mga text or chat messages mo.
  8. Pati mga email messages mo sa kanya walang reply.
  9. Pag magkasama kayo parang gusto na agad nyang umuwi.
  10. Hindi ka nya matitigan ng matagal sa mata.
  11. Kahit anong pagpapaganda o pagpapapogi mo, hindi nya ito napapansin.
  12. Pag may problema sya ikaw ang takbuhan nya.
  13. Pag masaya ang buhay nya parang hindi ka nya kilala.
  14. Kung open book ka sa kanya sobrang secretive naman sya sayo.
  15. Try mo syang imbitahin and andami nyang palusot para umayaw sayo.
  16. Sabihan mo sya ng “I love you” at ang isasagot nya:  “I have so much respect for you…”
  17. Yung mga regalo mo sa kanya parang bale-wala lang.  Minsan ipinamimigay pa sa iba!
  18. Never ka nyang binigyan ng regalo, EVER!
  19. Masaya syang kasama kapag marami kayo pero pag kayong dalawa lang super uneasy sya.
  20. Maririnig mo na lang from your other friends na iritado sya sayo.

Kapag napansin mong 5 out of 20 sa nakalista dito eh nangyayari sa buhay-crush mo, gumising ka na sa katotohanan na walang ka ng pag-asa sa kanya.   Huwag ka nang magkagusto sa sobrang magaganda at pogi kung di ka din naman kagandahan at kapogihan.  Marami pang iba dyan sa tabi-tabi na pwede mong pagtuunan ng pagmamahal mo.  Malay mo yang katabi mo ngayon eh maging syota mo!  In the meantime, happy hunting na lang!

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27 Responses to “Interesado Kaya Sayo Ang Crush Mo?”

  1. Lyle said:
    January 9th, 2010 at 3:57 PM

    Panalo ever so much sa wittiness ang blog post na ito.

    Keep it coming, Orman! I’m beginning to think ikaw si Bob Ong.

  2. Ria Jose said:
    January 9th, 2010 at 3:59 PM

    Panalo!

  3. anyabelle said:
    January 9th, 2010 at 4:21 PM

    hahaha, nagiging love guru ka na friendship ha! as always, a fun read! ^^

  4. rabsky said:
    January 9th, 2010 at 4:33 PM

    OUCH. Love Hurts. T.T

  5. orman said:
    January 9th, 2010 at 4:34 PM

    to my davao friends Lyle, Ria and Anya — sa dinami-dami ng napagdaanan ko sa buhay-pagibig talo ko na pati si doctora margie holmes. it’s always an honor having you here, my palangga ko!

  6. anyabelle said:
    January 9th, 2010 at 4:36 PM

    lol @ #16. syaro! haha.

  7. Faust said:
    January 9th, 2010 at 5:56 PM

    Winner!!! another Bob Ong in the making!

  8. Faust said:
    January 9th, 2010 at 5:57 PM

    @Anyabelle

    hahahaha… lols…

  9. OLIE said:
    January 10th, 2010 at 5:34 AM

    HMPH, baka experience nia yan.. HMPH tlga!!

  10. psyche said:
    January 10th, 2010 at 11:38 AM

    ayay ka “He is not that into me.” Gyud! ;0

  11. Gay said:
    January 10th, 2010 at 10:16 PM

    Nice one!

  12. gensanite said:
    January 11th, 2010 at 12:43 PM

    stress-reliever gyud ka, SIR ORMZ!!! keep ‘em coming!!!

  13. Miah said:
    January 15th, 2010 at 3:10 AM

    hahahaha natawa naman ako sa post na ito… hmm…. so hindi pala ako crush ng crush ko… huhuhuhu… :(

  14. lito said:
    April 6th, 2010 at 10:48 AM

    waaa…nakakarelate ako in most items…lalo na yung number 18,16 and 12…
    .-= lito´s newest blog post ..mutya ng calumpang 2010 winners =-.

  15. orman said:
    July 4th, 2010 at 8:19 AM

    hay naku talaga… ako na nga ang gumawa ng mga tips na ito, naunsyami pa ang mga panliligaw ko! i have to keep a copy in my wallet! nyahahahhaa!
    orman´s newest [type] post ..Mabuti Pa Nung Bata

  16. nanardxz said:
    July 4th, 2010 at 8:34 AM

    hahaha hahay nalang baket ba kase problema pa ang pag-ibig.. lol
    nanardxz´s newest [type] post ..3 estudyante sa Koronadal City- ginsudlan sang malain nga espiritu

  17. fahdingding said:
    July 4th, 2010 at 9:10 AM

    This is one of the reason why I love this BLOG ever so much!

    Kalog and funny but educational…

    No.1! Dapat manalo talaga to as one of the most influential blogs of 2010…

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  18. atty magman said:
    July 4th, 2010 at 9:51 AM

    AHAHAHAHAHA so can relate with no. 5
    atty magman´s newest [type] post ..an open letter to Ganda Ever So Much

  19. Chattee said:
    July 5th, 2010 at 12:03 PM

    #12 and #13 combined is one big boulder na pamukpok sa ulo ko. Ouchey!

  20. ormanpogi said:
    December 3rd, 2010 at 5:25 PM

    i really need to print this and keep it in my wallet!
    ormanpogi´s newest [type] post ..500 Peso Challenge 2- Ely’s Kambingan

  21. Rain Ramas said:
    December 3rd, 2010 at 11:12 PM

    Oh cr*p! Makakapatay ako ng crush hahaha!

    Good thing I never let my crushes know my feelings towards them. I get them that way – without looking silly :-) hahaha
    Rain Ramas´s newest [type] post ..The Stuff That Killed My Pimples And Saved My Life

  22. orman said:
    December 6th, 2010 at 9:24 AM

    @Rain Ramas — hehehehe… ako halatang-hlata agad eh… kaines!

  23. marty said:
    January 4th, 2011 at 11:47 PM

    Disdain things you cannot have. Ignoring them is the best defense.

  24. orman said:
    January 5th, 2011 at 8:07 AM

    @marty — amen to that!

  25. atty magman said:
    January 5th, 2011 at 10:48 AM

    parang ako ata to ah, pwera lang sa number 19!

    waaaaah!! huhu
    atty magman´s newest [type] post ..White Water Rafting in Cagayan de Oro

  26. orman said:
    January 5th, 2011 at 12:36 PM

    @atty magman — sige lang ter muabot ra gyud na… labi na karon nga presidentita na ka sa cdo bloggers… bongga na imohang appeal ana sa laki! hahahahaha

  27. Arlene said:
    June 20th, 2011 at 1:43 PM

    so true on Number 12 and 13. lol!

    just dropping by for some reads, Orman.

    enjoy the holiday!

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