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2 Dec 2009

Sampung Dapat Gawin Pag Kaka-break Nyo Lang Ng Syota Mo

Author: orman | Filed under: Tips Ever

Okay, okay … kaka-break nyo pa lang ng syota mo.  Windang na windang ang utak mo.  Hindi mo maarok ang emotions mo.  Anong pwede mong gawin, kamo?  Sige, tutulungan kita.  Hetong sampung pwede mong gawin habang tuma-tambling ang puso mo:

  1. Delete mo sya as friend sa Friendster, Facebook, Plurk at Twitter accounts mo. Sabi nga, if you have to cut, then you have to cut cleanly.  Delete mo na agad!  Pati mga pictures nyo together, delete na agad!  Saka mo na lang i-search uli para maka-view ka sa profile nya.
  2. Palitan mo agad ang status mo from MARRIED o IN A RELATIONSHIP o IT’S COMPLICATED to SINGLE. Dapat ipakita mo sa ex mo move on na move on ka na.  Check mo agad kung pinalitan rin nya ang status nya.  Am sure ngingiti ka kung hindi pa napalitan.  Wag kang hibang, busy lang yun at papalitan din yan!  Unahan mo na agad.
  3. Magparamdam ka sa mga dati mong naging syota. Friendly ek-ek lang naman.  Pero wag na wag mong babanggitin na break na kayo ng present mong syota.  Well, unless tanungin nila.  Wag kang umasang babalikan ka ng mga yan!  Ano sila, social welfare?
  4. Magpakitang-tao ka! Show to the world na carry mo ang pagiging single uli.  Ano ka, affected?  Esmyuski lang.  Rampa ka to the max.  Go ka sa mga gimik left and right.  Saka ka na lang umiyak-iyak pagkauwi mo at pag nasa loob ka na ng kwarto mo.  Don’t forget the tissue.
  5. Palitan mo na ang pictures ng ex mo sa naka-display na picture frames. Start with a clean slate.  Kung di mo kayang punitin, sige, itago mo muna.  Pag nalulungkot ka, utang na loob, wag mo nang titingnan ang mga pictures nyo together.  Palitan mo na ng pictures nina Ninoy at Cory Aquino.  At least hindi ka talaga nag-iisa nyan.
  6. Lahat ng bagay na nagpapaalala sayo about your ex, itapon mo na. Wag mo nang basahin ang mga love notes nya.  Yun mga naka-preserve na roses, itapon na agad!  Kung di mo pa kayang itapon, get ka ng box at dun mo muna ilagay.  Pag carry mo nang sunugin, go sunog them agad.  Now na!
  7. Buy something for yourself.  Buy something expensive. Take note, dahil sa ex mong yan, andaming naunsyaming things-to-buy ang buhay mo.  Now is the time.  Keber nang mahal basta para sa sarili mo dapat at wag mo na syang bilhan ng para sa kanya, gagah!
  8. Magpaganda ka uli.  Kung mataba ka, magpapayat.  Kung di ka maganda, subukang mong magdasal. Baka maawa si Lord at milagruhan ka.  Seriously, dapat wag kang depres-depresan dyan.  Go ka agad at magpa-facial.  May extra funds ka na kasi wala ka nang syota so afford mo na yan.
  9. Magbakasyon ka. Pero please lang wag kang pumunta sa mga lugar na pinuntahan nyo ng ex mo.  Iwasan ang mga lugar na pwede kang tumalon at magpasagasa.  Wag kang over-acting dyan.  Get a real vacation.   Isama mo ang pamilya mo.
  10. And lastly, putulin na ang linya ng cell phone nya. Susme, baka tumawag yan sa abroad patay kang bata ka.  Erase mo na din ang lahat ng numero nya.  Pati ang numero ng nanay, tatay, kuya, ate at yaya nya, delete agad!  Wag papansinin ang mga anonymous pa-tweetums na messages.  Malamang sya yan at gustong makipagbalikan.  Gumising ka na, hoy!

Ayan, sampu lang yan.  Don’t tell me na hindi mo kayang gawin ang mga yan.  Mind over matter lang.  Kering-keri mo yan.  In the meantime, magpasalamat ka at makakatipid ka na uli.  It’s great to be single.  Magpakasaya ka naman!

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41 Responses to “Sampung Dapat Gawin Pag Kaka-break Nyo Lang Ng Syota Mo”

  1. Gay said:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 7:57 AM

    Type mo sugar-free crepe cake? Kelangan ko ng taster…

  2. orman said:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 8:01 AM

    @gay — kailangan pa bang itanong yan? hahahahaa! go go go… san ko kunin?

  3. Aileen Apolo said:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 8:03 AM

    Nalurkei naman ako! Pero totoo lahat ng sinabi mo. At ito ang dapat ipagsigawan sa mundo…

    “Next please!”

  4. orman said:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 8:05 AM

    @Aileen Apolo — o divah? nagmahal ka na at tapos na so NEXT PLEASE!

  5. Lyle said:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 8:08 AM

    Your wit and sense of humor is unequaled.

    Love this post.

  6. Rose Manansala Evangelio said:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 8:11 AM

    nakakatawa naman blog mo. pero true talaga lahat ng sinabi. applicable sa lahat ng nakipagbreak sa syota.

  7. orman said:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 8:16 AM

    @ate rose — writing from experience! hahahahaha! thanks ‘te rose for dropping by!

  8. orman said:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 8:16 AM

    @Lyle — you’re my number one fan, teacher Lyle! hehehehe!

  9. sheng said:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 8:17 AM

    HAhahaha, ang lakas ng tama nito, errr, nagawa mo na mga to? for sure?

  10. orman said:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 8:20 AM

    @sheng — sure na sure na! sabi nga ni aileen apolo…NEXT PLEASE! hahahahaha!

  11. Brendel said:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 8:23 AM

    This post is funny, Orman! Lotsa love, GF! :-)

  12. anyabelle said:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 8:30 AM

    i sooo need this entry, friendship! bookmark! it’s great to be single indeed! next please!

  13. orman said:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 8:37 AM

    @anyabelle — friendship… sabay tayo —- NEXT PLEASE! hahahaha!

  14. orman said:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 8:38 AM

    @brendel — gf, i have to laugh… dumudugo ang puso ever so much! hahahaha! before i wrote this, i was like thinking about stopping to blog… and bang, it hits me… ano ako, bakle? go blog and go blog i did… hehehehe! love you, gf! see you soon!

  15. Gay said:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 8:44 AM

    Gumagawa pa ako, maybe this weekend ulit. Naunahan ka ni Tabebs last Sunday :P

  16. gilbertyaptan said:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 10:39 AM

    Hmmm… abangan ang susunod na kabanata!

    Like ko ang number 5. Hilarious!

    Sana hindi maging “Miss kita kung Krismas” ang next blogpost mo. Heheh

  17. orman said:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 10:56 AM

    @gilbertyaptan — sana wala nang ganyan… ang next blog post should be entitled: NEXT PLEASE!

  18. faust said:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 11:46 AM

    so true.. may advice ka na makahanap ng bago?hehehe…

  19. Jinky said:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 12:55 PM

    bwa ha ha , gusto ko to…

  20. Miah said:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 1:38 PM

    hahaha… natawa ako sa post na ito…. nice one orms! :)

  21. Robstroy said:
    December 3rd, 2009 at 12:12 AM

    Bongga! based on personal experience ba ito? eheheeh

  22. OLIE said:
    December 3rd, 2009 at 1:10 AM

    missing you, orman.. :( don’t worry, nde naman ako magmamakaawang bumalik ka… gusto ko lang maaus tayo..

  23. Amie said:
    December 3rd, 2009 at 3:27 AM

    hahaha! so funny but they are really effective kuya Orms! Ibang klase talaga ang wit mo.

  24. orman said:
    December 3rd, 2009 at 8:09 AM

    @amie — thanks ate. buti naman at napadaan ka ngayon…

  25. orman said:
    December 3rd, 2009 at 8:10 AM

    @Robstroy — it’s always good to write from the heart… CHAROT!!!!

  26. orman said:
    December 3rd, 2009 at 8:16 AM

    @Miah — hehehe, i’m glad that you liked it… thanks for dropping by…

  27. orman said:
    December 3rd, 2009 at 8:16 AM

    @Jinky — o, divah! bonggacious ever so much talaga!

  28. orman said:
    December 3rd, 2009 at 8:17 AM

    @faust — hmmm… that could be another blog post… thanks for the tip…

  29. orman said:
    December 3rd, 2009 at 8:18 AM

    @Gay — looking forward to it… see you on saturday!

  30. orman said:
    December 3rd, 2009 at 8:19 AM

    @gilbertyaptan — susubukan kong mag-isa ngayong pasko. stress-free kahit malamig ang mga gabi ko… hehehehe!

  31. Amie said:
    December 3rd, 2009 at 10:48 PM

    I always read your blog kuya Orms. kaya lang seldom lang ako nag co comment, pag di lang mapigilan, hehehe! Merry Christmas to you!

  32. none_air said:
    December 4th, 2009 at 11:23 AM

    hahahahahaha kaya pala! Makinig kayo! Next Please na dapat…

  33. orman said:
    December 4th, 2009 at 11:59 AM

    @none_air — thanks be for always being there for me kahit weird minsan ang mga decisions ko… mas nakakahinga ako ng maluwag ngayon… charot! NEXT PLEASE!

  34. orman said:
    December 5th, 2009 at 4:00 PM

    yeheeey!!! napalitan ko na ang mga pictures sa picture frames!

  35. tanchi said:
    December 9th, 2009 at 5:43 PM

    “KUNG PANGIT KA, MAGDASAL KA” …Onga naman.hahahaha

  36. Ria Jose said:
    December 12th, 2009 at 3:37 PM

    WINNUR!!! LOVE!

  37. toti said:
    January 5th, 2010 at 8:12 AM

    hahahaha a good blog to start the year itong nabasa ko . . .

    thanks partner , oo nga next please .

    and im heading to that ” magpapayat ka naman ” – challenge for the 2010

  38. gwing said:
    March 3rd, 2010 at 8:21 PM

    OMG, love koh ito..:) i really like the way you write! kakaloka sa ka-funny..:D

  39. orman said:
    March 4th, 2010 at 6:56 AM

    @gwing — hi there! super happy ako that you visited my blog site! even happier that you like this post! naku gwing marami pa ditong katuwa-tuwang blog posts ko… happy surfing and thanks for visiting!

  40. Gay said:
    April 4th, 2010 at 7:44 PM

    Yay ako una nag comment… wala na ulit ako sa mood for crepe cake!
    Gay´s newest blog post ..Don’t leave St Louis without eating… My ComLuv Profile

  41. orman said:
    April 5th, 2010 at 7:26 AM

    @Gay — we really should do the lunch thingy again! kelan ka ba ma-iinspire magluto uli?

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